12s Top 12 things for which we need “one-click” ordering

12. SHARKS

Well, from what the TV’s been tellin’ me it’s either eat or be eaten!

11. LAWN CARE

Tell me you never walked to your garage on a hot day and thought, “I really don’t want to do this”.   

10.  A GIFT FOR THAT THING SHE/HE’S BEEN REMINDING YOU ABOUT FOR WEEKS…..  WEEKS.  

9.  TEE TIMES

Golf’s expensive and inconvenient – this could reduce the latter a little bit.    

8.  PARKING FEES

Attendants are irrelevant.  So must be the booths they used to sit in.

7.  GASOLINE

Dangerous?  Sure.  But at these prices, we’re entitled to home delivery.

6.  TOILET PAPER

Where do you think I’m writing this?

5.  PROTECTION

In BOTH senses of the word…..

4.  PIZZA

‘Cause it’s not yet available here in the Triangle.

3.  BURGERS

FRESH ones.

2.  SMOKES

HEY – This’ll help those who don’t smoke stay away from those who do, and vice versa.  So relax.  

1.  BEER