12s Top 12 things for which we need “one-click” ordering
Well, from what the TV’s been tellin’ me it’s either eat or be eaten!
11. LAWN CARE
Tell me you never walked to your garage on a hot day and thought, “I really don’t want to do this”.
10. A GIFT FOR THAT THING SHE/HE’S BEEN REMINDING YOU ABOUT FOR WEEKS….. WEEKS.
9. TEE TIMES
Golf’s expensive and inconvenient – this could reduce the latter a little bit.
8. PARKING FEES
Attendants are irrelevant. So must be the booths they used to sit in.
Dangerous? Sure. But at these prices, we’re entitled to home delivery.
6. TOILET PAPER
Where do you think I’m writing this?
In BOTH senses of the word…..
‘Cause it’s not yet available here in the Triangle.
HEY – This’ll help those who don’t smoke stay away from those who do, and vice versa. So relax.