Sony just unveiled a cassette tape that can hold nearly 65,000,000 songs.

I'm not exaggerating.

Here's just a few of the reasons why that's a bad thing:

1) On every tape but yours, there'll be maybe 7 good songs, only now, rewinding and fast-forwarding to get to them will take literally forever.

2) You'll die before finishing your mixtape.

3) After #2 happens, your friends will still feel the need to listen to your mixtape, during which time they will die.... probably while listening to a song you really didn't like all that much.

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