We Are Not Sure Because We Hear All Of These Phrases

We have another one of those internet things that no one can seem to agree on. Remember it was the dress that seemed to change colors, or it was the shoe that did the same thing. Then there was the whole Laurel/ Yancy thing and we are not ready to head back into those waters. This one seems to be a bit different in that it isn't two phrases, but several phrases that people are hearing. Take a look at the video below and read along with the text on the screen. We will admit that we hear almost every single one of these. What do YOU hear?