Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: The pressing of the last penny; The times people are most likely to break the law on the road; Effects of the government shutdown; Costco stops selling a fan-favorite peanut butter; Shouting at seagulls will make them get away from your food; Woman wins alienation of affection case; Quirky sports injuries; New app lets you chat with Jesus; Housekeeping Olympics; Woman has a relationship with an AI created boyfriend; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Disappearing radio shows; Kathy Griffin’s facelift; Top five injuries suffered at Thanksgiving; Woody Game Wednesday; Bank of America class action lawsuit about logging in at work; Severe solar storms could hit Earth today; Hobbies that make you seem pretentious; And more!

Quit Your Crying; Who's This Other Famous Ryan?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Stretch Lab stretched out the show yesterday; Veteran’s Day and specials; Pilot addresses passengers before flight; Honda Civic recall; Michael Jackson is the first person to have a top ten hit in six different decades; Woody is going to cancel You Tube TV; Hemp stops the government from reopening; HOAs determine when you can put up Christmas decorations; Garlic makes men’s under arms more attractive; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Stretch Lab is going to help Wilcox with his corn hole injury; Complimentary call from listener; Milli Vanilli member up for a Grammy for audio book reading; Death by Lightning on Netflix; Holiday statistics; Target’s new rules to win back customers; Injuries from raking leaves; Man hallucinated women with large breasts after eye operation; Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductions; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Billie Eilish covers Radiohead's Creep; Robotic prostate finger; Food mistakes; Coach forces team to do bear crawls; Fired Disney employee changes menu ingredients; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: The full beaver moon; Eight things ER doctors would never do; Taking kids out of school for vacations; 25% of workers do not take their PTO; Percentage of people who are hiding something on their online dating profile; Flights are being reduced by 10%; Man covered in peanut butter walking around Purdue University campus; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Kentuckians try to vote in the Virginia and New Jersey elections; How to make moon water is trending; Reviews of the new drama with Kim Kardashian; Tom Brady cloned his dog; Woody Game Wednesday; Cinnabon is creating Cinnabon-scented wrapping paper; Food that smell bad but taste good; And more!