Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody won a trophy over the weekend; Artemis 2 is going to the moon on April 1; Tiger Woods arrested for DUI; Thieves steal twelve tons of Kit Kats; Age of Attraction; Bambi the Reckoning; Determining Bambi’s gender; Airlines are saying not to arrive too early; Craft Body Scan is going to help Woody; Adults are sad when they can no longer participate in Easter egg hunts; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Fun With Golf Audio; MapQuest is a digital app now; Movie news: Primate, Forbidden Fruits, They Will Kill You; Funny baseball commentary; Showering in public places; Things you will or will not use in a hotel; Flying spiders in the U.S.; Woody’s neighbor has passed away; And more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea encounters traffic jam on the way to work; Jeff Ross special; Update on Woody’s gallbladder; More information about the plane crash at LaGuardia; Resolution of yesterday’s Woody Game Wednesday conflict; U. S. Post Office adding surcharge to certain mailings; Owning a printer; Headlines for today; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: More sex ed talk; Chelsea’s Ford Taurus stories; Woody Game Wednesday; Frank is accused of driving a stolen vehicle; Today is the first day of the baseball season; The twelve food items that are most likely to be contaminated by pesticides; And more!

They've All Probably Committed Crimes and Misdemeanors; But Who Are These Famous People That Used to Be Cleaners?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody played in a “celebrity” soft ball game; New Jeff Ross special on Netflix; Plane ran into a fire truck at LaGuardia airport; People are wrapping their key fobs in foil; Dog reunited with family after eleven years; How you got “the talk”; Quadruple amputee cornhole champion faces murder charges; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: French naval officer uses Strava app while on an aircraft carrier; Kevin Hart will be the subject of the next celebrity roast on Netflix; Project Hail Mary is number one at the box office; Chuck Norris has passed away; Justin Timberlake’s DUI arrest video released; Flushing the toilet at night; Wilcox is excited for the plumbers to come to his house; In the U.K., the public gets to vote on hurricane names; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Show wake-up calls; Fun With Basketball Audio; Odd slogans on shirts; Frank may have overdosed on steroids; New movie releases; Woman attacked by an otter; Costco CEO eats a hot dog; Dunkin Donuts proposal promotion; Robot malfunctions while dancing; And more!