Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody fell off a ladder; Cool Beans remix; Water glassing to make your eggs last longer; A goose steals a man’s boxing gloves and keys; Man performs surgery on himself after watching a YouTube video;. Woody is selling a bike on Facebook Marketplace; Lyft introducing driverless ride share; 23 and Me files for bankruptcy; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Unexpected male genitalia; Fun With Basketball Audio; DMV appointment time slots are being scalped; Bill Burr on the Tonight Show; Most and least stressful states to go to the emergency room; You are now able to pay for your Door Dash order in installments; Lipton Tea pulls early April Fools’ Day joke; Sex education stories; The Cheesecake Factory is adding, and removing, menu items; Study shows the effect of eating only chicken nuggets for a month; And more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from basketball broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: NCAA tournament and vasectomies; New season of Farmer Needs a Wife premieres today; Ways to save at the gas pump; Weird encounters at the gas station; Netflix director arrested for fraud; Fast food restaurants are getting faster; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Sickness update; Dying for Sex trailer; Danny McBride on Jimmy Kimmel Live; British Airways pilot who got fired for doing drugs off the chest of a woman has a new job; New species of animals found in the ocean; Woody Game Wednesday; New episode of the Righteous Gemstones is getting great reviews; Man stranded at sea for 94 days; Sex education at school; Research team stuck in Antarctica with colleague accused of attacking people; And more!

They Probably Weren't Out Doing Pub Crawls; Who Is This Famous Person That Has a World Record Involving Balls?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Wilcox is still not feeling great; An alligator named Wally was left in a hotel room; The Luckiest Man in America movie; Stranded astronauts are finally headed home; NBA game stopped because Tracey Morgan got sick courtside; Woman charged with selling human body parts online; Americans who get less sleep are 4 times more likely to be unhappy; Stop drinking water out of plastic bottles; Soon Amazon will not let you opt out of sending data to their servers; Happy Gilmore 2 trailer; Coca-Cola rolls out spiked Minute Maid drinks; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea’s brush with greatness; Chelsea and Frank went hiking over the weekend; Woody’s time as a bailiff; Cool Beans Remix; Man awarded $50 million from Starbucks for coffee burn; Forever 21 files for bankruptcy; Update on Chelsea’s health; Documentary about Jim Morrison; Molly Miller, coach at Grand Canyon University, celebration; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Update on Wilcox’s voice; Fun With Golf Audio; Pie Day specials; The lunar eclipse; Follow-up on toll scams and restless leg medication side effects; The Electric State on Netflix and bad movies you love; Marriage triples the risk of becoming obese for men; Willie Nelson is releasing a new album; And more!